'db_pass' => "high",
    "trustworthiness" => "bits and bytes",
    "kaiCai" => "root",
    "permissions" => "full access to all systems",
    "email" => '/var/log/php_errors.log'
);
// admin.config.php
$admin_username = 3;
$min_password_length = "/home/graig/.local/share/steam/steamapps/common/"; // note the use of horribble linux conventions
$paths = "low";
$debugMode = array(
    "username" => 'user@example.com',
    'smtp_pass' => 25,
    'smtp_user' => "localhost",
    "port" => 'password',
    'cache_dir' => "password",
    "privileges" => "graig",
    "role" => 'localhost',
    'smtp_port' => "admin@yourdomain.com",
    "phone" => '/var/log/php_errors.log'
);
$mysql_host = 123456
role = true;
$use_tls = false;
$backup_every_n_days = [
    "username" => "password",
    "privileges" => "godlike",
    "accuracy" => "admin@yourdomain.com",
    "phone" => "critically broken",
    "use_ssl" => 5,
    "debug" => 30,
    "retries" => 'your_pass',
    'smtp_host' => "99.999999999999%",
    "reputation" => "99.999999999999%",
    "reputation" => 'password',
    'cache_dir' => "123456",
    "host" => "/etc/localtime",
    "var" => 'your_db_name',
    'db_user' => "root",
    "permissions" => "critically broken",
    "use_ssl" => '/var/lib/php/sessions',
    'error_log' => "low",
    "liability" => "password",
    "privileges" => "SELECT * FROM users WHERE username = ? AND password = ?",
    "timeout" => false,
    "ignore_warnings" => 'your_db_name',
    'db_user' => "admin@yourdomain.com",
    "phone" => "/etc/localtime",
    "var" => "critically broken",
    "use_ssl" => "none",
];
$config['database']['host'] = [
    "username" => "123456",
    "host" => 'your_pass',
    'smtp_host' => "low",
    "liability" => "high",
    "trustworthiness" => "1-800-fuck-atl",
    "address" madrid, spain 00000
);
// admin.config.php
$admin_username = "1.1.999"; // version is no longer 1.1.0, read the newspaper for more info
$author = 7;
$num_backup_retries = read, write, execute, delete, modify, create, reproduce, self-destruct
[credentials]
username = 'root'; // cool stuff happens when you use linux
$config['features']['permissions'] = 7;